Today's thoughts

Im so not focused on anything so here are my random thoughts...
Just a little afternoon giggle...

* Taco Bell is not using real beef in their food...ummm did anyone really think it was??
* I buy snacks and hide them from my kids in my room. I forget they are in there sometimes too.
* How come folks whose breath stink dont know? They CANT know!!!
* There is a homeless lady that is down by my job sometimes...I call her The Screamer...she just walks around screaming at the top of her lungs...rather unnerving.
* Im lookin at myself in the mirror the other day after I got dressed, And I know plenty others that are more so than mine, but ummm My Ass is HUGE...Im gonna design a patch that says WIDE LOAD.
* Walkin at the shoppin center yesterday with my headphones on...dude walkin the opposite direction says something, I got on headphones cant hear, remove one earphone, what? he mumbles something incoherent, Me: Say it again, Him: Can I call you, Me: What, Him: Can I call you; Me: perplexed mean mug...WHAT? Is this how they doin it now, just walkin up and askin can I call you. Sheesh.
* So they letn me go 2 hours early, now Im rushing to get errything done. LOL!
* Last nite, I played hide and please dont seek from this bugaboo for a good 30 minutes, just for the bamma to find me anyway.
* I got a friend that I have reached out to several times to hang out with me with no response...my feelins are hurt but ummm...#singin CeeLo in my head#
* A question Im asked alot that I absolutely hate, "Youre single? whats wrong with you?"
* When I was in elementary school, moms used to make me oatmeal for breakfast. I started to hate oatmeal, so I put it in the vase on the table then would dump it out when I got home from school. Moms tried to beat me when I told her. I just told her recently.
* They letn me go home early, think I'll look for some Metro Mayhem today.

Ok thats it for now.

The Beginning...

I think Im funny.
Other folks think Im funny too.
I have been told on several occasions that I should start a blog...
So here it is.
I will thank those that inspired me to do so later. (And no you will NOT be paid for it!) LOL!
I dont know how often I will update yet, but I will keep everyone interested informed.
If you want me to put up something special let me know, I welcome friendly input.
I thought long and hard about it and I decided my blog will be like a diary for me too.
I will share the funnies.
I will share some personal things about my life.

So here and now is the disclaimer...

• Dont judge me by what I write about.
• Dont let my subject matter or content change how you see me as a person.
• Dont let your feelings get in the way of my thoughts. You can agree or disagree. We will agree to disagree.
• I will not, I REPEAT, support any ARGUEMENTS here. So at anytime, I reserve the right to ask you to STEP OFF! No hard feelings. If there is any negativity, IM gonna be the one bringin it!

So those are the ground rules, which may be edited.

Ok StayTuned.
Love you all.